Reasonably Practicaly funny !!

I like making new friends ;)I read through google on search for 'Making Friends - essential communications' - I came to conclusion out of reading was (though there were many but if u derive general 2 conclusions basically essential )-

a) Describe yourself 'the basic information' as it will be for them to interface everyday and feel happy for you being around.
b) Be honest and reasonably practical in getting funny language and tones to your statement.

now out of these 2 conclusions i feel if you understand the word 'reasonably practical' - but if you dont then it will be really interesting to be told as funny anecdotes starting with 'once it happened.....' , like if i describe myself without understanding the 'reasonably practical' phrase the first few lines that i can scribble on paper are -

Me, full of energy lazy guy !!! I enjoy sitting with loud silent !! I like talking to ppl, trying out new things, (my wife will be reading somewhere so let me put a disclaimer - things doesn't include opposite sex !! ).
I love people, enjoy their smile and try to fill wherever its empty, so have to carry a truck full of it with myself (that is what make me look healthy !!)
Am a great teacher; be with me you will learn everything.. ( you will learn, as you will be doing things 2ce....hmmmm once again after finishing yours .... for me !!! ) so i ll be a true asset to accompany.

90% of my current friends will be rolling laughing over it, whereas 70% of unknown people will feel its annoying company.

I know its all in state of mind and personal chemistry to explain and tones to understand. But communication is what makes things the way you want or against what you want.
So its very important to communicate rather to express........ as I believe the depth of relationship building/ maintenance is in the modes of communication which is not only words but it also takes some blinks, shrugs, guffaws, smiles, brows and of-course true inner feelings behind expressions.

Good Will Happen !!

Hey hey hey.........I decided that i ll put only interesting stuff so not burdening my avid followers of reading nonsense!!! after this assurance I hope you can read below a matter worth it !

I happened to be reading "The Secret" by Rhonda Byrne......It was carrying the very idea of "law of attraction" the law that makes the world around you.....the law says "its your thoughts and desires that decide what your world would be." Hmmm you want a better way to co relate Ok Ok i ll use simple terms; if you a bollywood buff then must have seen OSO (Om shanti Om) where our King Khan very passionately uttered "If you desire something entire universe come together to make it happen" ( Quite filmy ! but you can appreciate my approach at making it clear!! "Thanks")

It was a small incident but a trailer which made me believe yes it happens right there with every thought of yours, I ll narrate the incident here :

I was just coming back from a gas station filling my empty car tank with cheap CNG and feeling happy that am saving bucks on my investment for CNG kit (feeling smart and intelligent as usual !! ). Expressed it to my regular target Rajat (as I love talking and this guy is one of the frequent victims!!) Suddenly I felt haven't faced any police checking for document verification; as that was not a registered kit and i could attract fine of 4 grand. On the very next left turn it was there - a temporary police checking barricade. OOpsss.... i was like ?????? more than puzzled. Then Then I thought , "c'mon they are not checking the papers" and guess what, they were checking drunken driving, asked me to be tested for it and let me go without any paper checking..... I had a horripilation like never before.........!!! I drove back with a lesson to " Help Forces of nature to make a good world you desire around by - Thinking good; expressing good..and ... Expecting good ...... :) "

Good will happen !!!!

The language of signs !!

I saw it happening.if you believe it its all there right in front of you directing and helping you through your 5 senses only,(but if you feel explaination will be flashy and clear if terms like sixth sense are used...I ll justify their use as well ! ) but yes sixth sense is the power here to understand and feel the signs around,and admitting to your own decision making "hey I got the signs,and hence I strongly feel our effort is going to be a success ...."
I am advocating it because of what I went through recently, what an incident I went berserk just after a phone call (my gosh !)
I had a dream in which I met a friend of mine ,the very next morning she called up and told about me in her dream.That was the height man I was lost for two days
But its not easy to accept that ..... what was there i failed to understand
But how will you take that......."In the confusion about my feelings for a girl, I entered a crowded mall and I walked apast a female talking on Phone, and what I got to hear were only 5 words - ' she is not the one'. (zapped haan !!!)" I dont know how others will take it as but honestly it solved a problem.
(to my female friends please dont mind it was none of you !! )

I want to fly in water

Life is simple we make it complex ! (m i sounding boring supporting this simplicity!! huh i ll support the flashy complex situations which makes things as interesting as american pie !! )

Supporting the Complexity,Simplicity is quite boring.as we human beings run preferring nomadicity over monotonousity.Do not try to fly higher in the sky or Swim deeper in the water,not because I m saying !! But as others are already engaged in it. Be maverick listen to your heart ;dont refrain yourself from doing things people term as 'stupid things', do them by following your heart because once upon a time flying in the sky was possible for fairies and devils only, and dudes who gave it a thought were termed crazy jesters!
All thanks to those crazy jesters we are flying in the sky.

But following your heart is not that easy as being said. You have to leave those comort zones and jump to the unconventional , non-traditional and funny illogical paths to move ahead. By looking at those non-familiar situations, it seems they are the ones that makes the difference. So go ahead do funny things, who knows tommorow you might be praised because of them. ;-)
Bingo !! success is all the fun you will enjoy seriously .